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Jim Breuer: "Little Rascals meets Goodfellas"

by: John Hlinko

Wed Apr 22, 2009 at 16:47:29 PM EDT

(Jim rocks!   - promoted by John Hlinko)

Here's a great video from Jim Breuer, funny comic, great guy, and an old childhood pal of mine.  And his description of our hometown, Valley Stream, as "Little Rascals meets Goodfellas" is frighteningly accurate.

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10,000 "Fans" of "Not Having George Bush as President"

by: John Hlinko

Tue May 05, 2009 at 21:34:23 PM EDT

More juvenile fun with Facebook, but... this one seems to really be taking off.  10,000 fans in 5 days:

http://TinyUrl.com/nobush

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For all you Facebook fans...

by: John Hlinko

Tue Apr 28, 2009 at 19:46:24 PM EDT

Just created a "not being impaled" page on Facebook, so my status can say, "John is a fan of Not being impaled." http://tinyurl.com/d92ats
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Google Wisdom

by: John Hlinko

Mon Apr 27, 2009 at 19:38:09 PM EDT

"George Bush" + "class clown" = 6,693 results

"George Bush" + "ass clown" = 10,320 results

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* includes "assclown" and "classclown" spelled as one word

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Google Wisdom

by: John Hlinko

Mon Apr 27, 2009 at 09:20:03 AM EDT

"I want texas to secede" = 97 results

"Rick Perry is an idiot" = 619 results

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Grass-fed beef

by: John Hlinko

Sun Apr 19, 2009 at 19:37:37 PM EDT

Enjoying some grass-fed beef... yum.

Also, feeling particularly happy that there's no such thing as "beef-fed grass"

 

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Colbert takes on NOM

by: John Hlinko

Sat Apr 18, 2009 at 07:59:21 AM EDT

Devastatingly funny response to an unbelievably assinine ad from NOM.  Colbert's version below (I really don't feel like linking to the original one.  Don't wanna give them attention, even if we are just a teeny blog)

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About all those tea parties

by: John Hlinko

Fri Apr 17, 2009 at 20:44:39 PM EDT

Two things:

1) It's been a few weeks since the first "teabagging" jokes, and I'm still laughing

2) It's been a few weeks since I first heard about the tea parties, and I still haven't got an f'in clue what they are actually protesting.  

Re: # 1, yes, I accept I have the maturity level of Beavis and Butthead.  So be it.

Re: # 2, seriously... taxes have been cut, and while GWB took record surpluses to record deficits -- Obama is actually outlining a plan to cut them by 2/3.

So to all the teabaggers out there... seriously, WTF?

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Ashton Kutcher vs. God -- the battle continues

by: John Hlinko

Fri Apr 17, 2009 at 20:29:14 PM EDT

Checking Facebook again, and here's the latest totals on page fans:

Ashton Kutcher: 1,255,616 fans.

 God: 1,042,821 fans.

 So God is catching up, but Ashton still reigns supreme.  Until God gets pissed, and turns him into a pillar of salt or something.

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Ashton Kutcher better than God! (on Facebook, at least)

by: John Hlinko

Thu Apr 16, 2009 at 20:42:09 PM EDT

Just scanning through Facebook pages, and couldn't help but notice the following:

"Ashton Kutcher" has 1,139,151 fans.

 "God" has 861,843.

 Wonder how long until Facebook's servers are struck by lightning?  

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